Hi Hi 3 Ply!

A Thing Weirdos Say When They're In The Bathroom Taking A Piss When They Realize There Is 3 Ply Toilet Paper.

*At School* Oh I Gotta Take A Shit! *After School* IT'S COMING OUT!!! *Gets In The Bathroom* AHHHHHH!!! OH DAMN, HI HI 3 PLY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by I Made: "Hi Hi 3 Ply" December 6, 2023

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

hi

You're either bored or you're typing this to see if your internet is working.

hi......error 403

by Spagootti February 8, 2020

Hi

Means hello or hi

Hi how are u doing

by Jacob flores May 18, 2018

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

hi

a greeting

Jake: hi
Dave: hi

by dnasu February 16, 2022

Hi

I don’t like you but try to be nice.

Crush: Hi
Me: Okay

by Ppsmaller February 14, 2021