by ihatethanigers September 3, 2023

by jumping_beans June 3, 2020

When you flop your cock out into your hand whilst beckoning your lover to come eat the sausage from your palm foods outlet.
by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

When the coke is shining like a wet glizzy in the sun. You know that shihhhh gunna be some serious Peruvian powa.
by MauriceMcCormack May 5, 2024
