Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
Get the Ethan Johnmug. An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
Get the Ethan Jokemug. The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed
by Skeleq July 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A very cute guy that every girl wants but doesnt get cuz he has his eye on the one he wants and will always get her. He is funny, quipy, tall, athletic, dark, and sexual. He knows how to make a girl feel good and she always does. He has respect for those who earn it and has friends everywhere for his amazing personality. But if u ever make him made youll regret for he doesnt accept it. Ethans r amazing, handsome, strong guys that every girl wants and every guy wants to be
Girl1:did u see that guy back there, he was such a perfect tall, dark, and handsome guy?!
Girl2:yeah, he MUST be an ethan!
Girl2:yeah, he MUST be an ethan!
by Crazygirl1218 January 11, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Jakey man21 August 6, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024
Get the Ethan Stocksmug. WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.
by Davis manhandle November 23, 2023
Get the Ethanmug.