Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017

Donkeylift

When someone puts their big toe up your ass and lifts u above 4ft and wiggles it back and forth

Shut up before i donkeylift you

by CoCkEt/RoCkEt October 9, 2017

Donkey

A demesticated animal

An ass
A person that is stupid as hell

You donkey hole

by Cimora November 8, 2017

donkey konkey

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

donkey tossing

Picking up Donkeys,

and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb

I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.

by James T Whitinger December 9, 2017