Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

Flag

Get the Dadsmug.

Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Vampire Dadmug.

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Flag

Get the dad cockmug.

Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

by 459395 March 18, 2023

Flag

Get the Teen dadmug.

DAD

Not to be confused with an actual father, DAD is an acronym used in the furry community. DAD stands for Dutch Angel Dragons, they are very fluffy dragons covered in feathers who are very squishy. They are one of the cutest looking original species created by Ino (Telephone). They are also the most popular of the original species in the furry fandom.

Furry1: "I want a DAD character."
Furry2: "A dad or a DAD?"
Furry1: *Gasps* "What about a dad DAD?"

by 🍉Natsuki_Husky🍉 October 31, 2020

Flag