Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

dad

are you back!

Dad: im going to buy the milk

never comes back

by r4erfd July 26, 2020

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022

Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.

This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.

by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021

dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.

"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"

by PerkN December 26, 2021

summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

by Dgm December 18, 2018