beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.
Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.
by Tubesnakes February 04, 2022
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DONKEY SAUCE

donkey sauce is a sauce from a donkey

WELL NOT SH- SHERLOCK
WHAT IS DONKEY SAUCE???
Its a sauce made from donkies dumbass
by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021
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Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael
by 2koldd November 12, 2020
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Donkey shit

The worst person on earth he’s evil twisted and Demonic etc he is your average species of fatherus missingus he is a stupid lgbtq that needs stopped
Bro stop being a donkey shit

Cut that shit out you fucking donkeyshit
by Alabama slave April 29, 2022
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Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey
“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”
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schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock March 17, 2018
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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