talking crack

when your mom knows your on crack by the way you are talking.

Bobby are you on crack again stop talking crack like that.

talking crack by crack it up February 17, 2017

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf

Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

bum crack gravy by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff July 23, 2017

Lesbian Crack 

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

Lesbian Crack by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...

wind up your bum crack by _Undefined February 8, 2019

FAN!CRACK 

Any object pertaining to one's fandom to which one can become extremely addicted to. In other words, anything equivalent to a cocaine addiction, but for a fan. Term is usually associated with fangirls and followed by the word ttly in capital letters.

Biggles: I loff David Tennant! Simply cannot wait until Doctor Who Series 2 comes out on DVD January 16th!
Me: Yeah, meh too! Say, did you know the extras include a David Tennant personal video diary?
Biggles: O RLY?!
Me: YA RLY!
Biggles: O.O NO WAI! OMGZ!
Me: IT'S UTTER FAN!CRACK !!!! *squee*
Biggles: TTLY! XD *seizure*

FAN!CRACK by quixoticpenseuse December 9, 2008

pop lock and crack 

when one fails to pop lock and mercy

Jeez, Margot, you had to pop lock and crack in those jeans didn't you?

pop lock and crack by SILLY BLAIRBO December 28, 2007

on crack much 

It is mainly used as a smart ass response in a situation.

If one person in a group of friends says something in a hyped up sentence, & what they say seems crazy or weird.

One of their friends usually says this back as a smart ass remark, about what the other guy said.

1.- "Hey dude, i just bought that new Ps3 game, do you want play it?!"

"Response" "Of course i do, you on crack much?"

2.- "Hey man, that's not how it went, your not understanding what went one!"

"Response" "Dude are you on crack, i saw what happen man, don't lie to me!"

on crack much by VictusNos March 18, 2008