Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

Chris

Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously

“You already sent that, stop Chrissing”

by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things

I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.

by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019

Hardball with Chris Matthews

an American television talk show that was hosted by Chris Matthews. The program premiered on the now-defunct America's Talking network in 1994

Matthews hosted his weeknight hour-long talk show, Hardball with Chris Matthews, on America's Talking and later on MSNBC, from 1997 until March 2, 2020

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Chris

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023

Chris

The feeling of coming home after a long, exhausting day knowing you’re going to be wrapped in warmth and swept away from reality stuffed inside the 5’0 body of a cute and chaotic person

Person 1: Hey dude did you see Chris today? They looked so hot

Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)

by Ev11 February 1, 2023

Chris

An extremely hot man who is the most epic boyfriend ever. A chris will protect you with his extremely large muscles and huge courage. He is the sexiest man who is 9000 IQ and a multibillionare. If you find a chris you should make him ur boyfriend ASAP.

A.OMG that guy is so H O T🥵🥵🥵.
B. Yeah he's such a Chris.

by igbnjfirenfjfvei January 15, 2021