James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜
Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.
Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.
by Newfiediver February 03, 2016
When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing
"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
by Sowjoji July 28, 2014
A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.
Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
by Stuart The Funnyman December 17, 2011
to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.
by rizzy viz December 21, 2009
A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 04, 2006
by Bulldog December 07, 2008
When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.
Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect
by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017