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Cum pool 

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool
Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same
Cum pool by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

Cum Carnival 

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
Cum Carnival by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021
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Cum Hair 

its when a person has white hair you can call it cum hair.
Man: Gispry has cum hair
Chad: So true
Cum Hair by GREENYNERD November 12, 2021

cum sock 

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it
cum sock by dwatts November 17, 2021

Cum Glass challenge 

Every December 1st all males will cum into a glass and jug it down like a shot, feel free to add any other liquids to it (no more then 1 oz), such as coke or alcohol e.g.
You: Novembers finally over!

Friend: Its Cum Glass challenge which means you have to cum into a glass and jug it!
"Grabs glass and walks into bedroom"
Cum Glass challenge by ShadowLalo November 27, 2021

Cum Crasher 

When your driving you car with one hand, and beating you defeater with the other hand, while being ran off the road.
Friend: Bro Clyde was in a mfuckin cum crasher nigga
Other friend: SHEEEEESH
Cum Crasher by Cumguzzler4206912 December 31, 2021

Cum donkey 

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
Cum donkey by ghunthorp January 4, 2022