Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR

1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 28, 2024

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013

trash can chef

A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.

My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.

2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.

4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.

Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.

by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015