Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.

I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.

by The real rv1 January 12, 2023

Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Kai Borgetti

A fucking asshole who won’t fucking leave me along no matter the fucking fuck circumstance. he loves big bawls in its mouth. it’s also related to the biggest cheese bigge

Man kai borgetti

by penisbawlsinmouth January 22, 2023

Spinach burger

When somebody who has recently eaten spinach vomits and shits out spinach at the same time. They proceed to eat any intact spinach leftover

OMG did you see George last night, he did a spinach burger in the bathroom!!

by Bonkey234 February 6, 2023

horse burger

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger

I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.

by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023