Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011

bogs boner

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

by Kurtium August 24, 2014

Syrian Boner

When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand

Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.

Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."

by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012

boner effect

When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.

Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on

Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.

by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012