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Rat Bitch

A loser slut constantly striving for attention when she is unwanted.
After playing pass-around with her, Johnny and Mick decided that Becky was indeed just another rat bitch.
by Ebeling June 22, 2003
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Bitch Slap

As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.

A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and shit, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.
by Glenn November 19, 2004
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busted bitches

Extremely fugly hoes that will cause cars to crash in the streets. A desperate guy would only fuck them if they had a paper bag on their head.
Those girls had nice racks, but man they were busted bitches.
by Katie April 24, 2005
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bad bitch

1.Female who knows what she wants and knows exactly how to get it2.Female who is always ready for anything physically, emotionally, and also intellectually(one being book smart as well as street smart).3.One who is classy and all about business4.Last but certainly not least one who knows how to take care of her man at home and in the streets and remains loyal to him(her man), herself, and the game at which she plays.
by 1989CLASSIC September 2, 2007
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Bitch, please

The feminine equivalent of Nigga, please.
Usually placed at the begining of an insult.
bitch, please, you so skeezy.
by violet March 3, 2003
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Saucy Bitch

A real lady with sexy style, attitude so spunky, and doesn't need a reason to knock a bitch out. Always down to have a good time, and doesn’t care who gets her sauce, as long as there having a good time with her saucy bitch ass.

A girl that always tryin to get all the attention. Gets all the other girls jealous cause she gets all the attention. A stanky bitch that other girls envy, but cant stand. A girl you never bring around your man.
males: Damn check out that saucy bitch, she reminds me of Kim Kardashian, im gonna get at that...

females: That saucy bitch, look at her... she thinks she could have any guy in here, bitch better not bring her saucy ass around my man!
by msmumper88 June 6, 2010
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stupid bitch

A stupid bitch will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of gender, have rarely tried to better themselves through post-secondary education or 'the real world'.

During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch

Stupid bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.

Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.
stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."

stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO SAD, LET'S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so petty."

stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your sex tapes then?"

The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy, irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.
by blaaarg August 9, 2013
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