Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

ass jeans

A type of girl denim jeans or pants that are especially favorable for showing the perfect curves of a girl's buttocks, usually pocketless. They can only be worn by some.

"Dude, did you see that chick's ass?"
"Yeah, girls should wear ass jeans more often."

by Battalion_Stallion January 31, 2008

cat's ass

Something that's incredibly cool.

Man J.D. is the cat's ass

by AWe_Some October 8, 2010

ass clown

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

by Shitstick August 18, 2005

Milwaukee's Ass

A derrogatory, but unfortunately appropriate, nickname of the beer that thankfully did NOT make Milwaukee famous (Milwaukee's Best). Dirt-cheap but absolutely terrible, Milwaukee's Ass is a staple at underage or otherwise skeazy keggers.

"Whip out the keg o'Milwaukee's Ass!"
"I got a sixer of Milwaukee' Ass and a fresh box of Trojans, baby."

by Kello March 2, 2006

ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.

Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!

by Brian June 1, 2005

tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass

Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.

by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007