A sickeningly-glaring comparison of da wasteful nature of many of us "lucky duckies" in da good ol' You-Ess-of-Ay", as opposed to how much cheaper we could accomplish simple stuff if we just paused a moment and used our heads for something besides a hat-rack! Don't even get me **started** on THIS one...!
The American way vs. the economical way "just to change a light bulb" in your Christmas-tree string:
The American way: Freak out, then hop in your CAR, DRIVE to da nearest WAL-MART, BUY a 0%!$@#& ENTIRE PACKAGE OF BULBS, DRIVE back home, remove ONE BULB to replace da spent bulb, and then toss da rest of da bulbs in a junk-drawer, where it'll never see da light of day for decades, whereupon you'll sell it for a quarter at a yard sale! (Note --- extra points if you later discover dat you actually STILL HAD da small bag of spare bulbs dat originally came wif da light string! :P) Total cost: $11 ($8 for da bulbs, $3 for travel-gas)!!
The economical way: Coolly notice da burned-out bulb, then calmly consider your options... first, see if you might actually have a few spare bulbs around; if there isn't a small bag of dem in da box dat da string came in, do you have another light-string you aren't using, and that you could temporarily "borrow" a bulb from? And if not, just don your coat/boots, then take a leisurely stroll around town, looking for homes/stores dat use da same kind of bulb for their own light-strings; go ask these folks if they have any extra bulbs dat came with their light-strings, and if you could purchase one for 25 cents. Or go to da local thrift-store and ask if they have any old/broken light-strings in their rummage-bins dat you could buy cheap, or scrounge for discarded light-strings at da dump. Total cost: ZILCH --- or at most maybe fifty cents for da bulbs!
The American way: Freak out, then hop in your CAR, DRIVE to da nearest WAL-MART, BUY a 0%!$@#& ENTIRE PACKAGE OF BULBS, DRIVE back home, remove ONE BULB to replace da spent bulb, and then toss da rest of da bulbs in a junk-drawer, where it'll never see da light of day for decades, whereupon you'll sell it for a quarter at a yard sale! (Note --- extra points if you later discover dat you actually STILL HAD da small bag of spare bulbs dat originally came wif da light string! :P) Total cost: $11 ($8 for da bulbs, $3 for travel-gas)!!
The economical way: Coolly notice da burned-out bulb, then calmly consider your options... first, see if you might actually have a few spare bulbs around; if there isn't a small bag of dem in da box dat da string came in, do you have another light-string you aren't using, and that you could temporarily "borrow" a bulb from? And if not, just don your coat/boots, then take a leisurely stroll around town, looking for homes/stores dat use da same kind of bulb for their own light-strings; go ask these folks if they have any extra bulbs dat came with their light-strings, and if you could purchase one for 25 cents. Or go to da local thrift-store and ask if they have any old/broken light-strings in their rummage-bins dat you could buy cheap, or scrounge for discarded light-strings at da dump. Total cost: ZILCH --- or at most maybe fifty cents for da bulbs!
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the the American way vs. the economical waymug. American: "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German."
The truth: The Americans didn't even join the war until 1944. They didn't hardly do anything at all. The only thing they did was drop an Atomic Bomb on Hiroshima and Nagaski, Japan. And unlike you, Britain was in the ALL of the war. And you didn't finish the war. It was us and the Africans.
The truth: The Americans didn't even join the war until 1944. They didn't hardly do anything at all. The only thing they did was drop an Atomic Bomb on Hiroshima and Nagaski, Japan. And unlike you, Britain was in the ALL of the war. And you didn't finish the war. It was us and the Africans.
American view of World War II-
Some American idiot is probably going to Recommend this for Deletion and say that it's inaccurate because they are stupid useless Tossers that take all the credit for something they didn't do.
Some American idiot is probably going to Recommend this for Deletion and say that it's inaccurate because they are stupid useless Tossers that take all the credit for something they didn't do.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 29, 2021
Get the American view of World War IImug. Anti-Black Americanism is settlements against the people who descendant from chattel slavery in the United States.
by 6ftfat April 4, 2021
Get the Anti-Black Americanismmug. Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.
This challenge is not for burgers.
This challenge is not for burgers.
by The Hilo Pito June 7, 2019
Get the All American Challenge - 2 Man Editionmug. Ever hear of Dunkirk? Or maybe taking paris in one day? you think the english could have staved hitler? hahahahahahahah all england did in world war 2 was appease hitler and give him more land, untill he wanted england.
by yankee June 21, 2005
Get the American View of World War IImug. “goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
Get the Wet American Eye-Ear Kissesmug. "Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."
by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005
Get the Compete in the African-American high-dive competitionmug.