BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.

Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss

by Jacket21 December 29, 2024

air molecule

A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)

Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?

Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.

by DJMALFOY21 December 15, 2019

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Air India

Always late.

Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.

Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.

by ChunkyMonkey199999999 December 29, 2019

Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018