Anti-Bear Pills

Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.

Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.

by McBeezy58 September 6, 2009

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

bad news bears

A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.

Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?

Person B: Yeah bad news bears

by Matt0912 August 6, 2009

glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.

by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

trying like a bear

the name given to when a male tries extremely hard, beyond acceptable levels, to pull a female.

steve was totally trying like a bear last night with stacey.

by Revon May 12, 2009

bi-polar bear

1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.

2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear

"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"

"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."

by alisia September 20, 2006

Big Gay Bear

When someone is being a general tit, or a cock.

Jonni u big gay bear, shut the fuck up!

by Kieran 'the legend' Morris December 28, 2005