ADAM ASS

Moody during the day but shines at night
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite

Who am I?

adamsussyjuicyballsadamballsadamwhitesauceyes (adam ass).

by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025

Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

Pulled an Adam

To make plans with someone and then ego those plans by not showing up or making up a random excuse.

I was supposed to go get lunch with him but he Pulled an Adam.

by Tecnikle December 15, 2025

Adam

Adaim Ní Wheilly

Is that Adam Welly ?

Or …
Robbie Rotten,
No it’s handsome Adam.

by Cathalbottle December 16, 2025

Adam

Adaim NÍ Wheilly

Shy

Always up for a good time

Little mysterious on the edges

Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x

Is that Adam Welly ?

Yes.

by Cathalbottle December 16, 2025

Adam

Hodler of Bitcoin. He’s been trying to talk to friends and family about everything crypto but they just don’t want any of that smoke. Other than that, he’s handsome and kind to all.

You should buy Bitcoin. You should’ve bought Bitcoin on 2017 when Adam told you to.

by CryptoBug November 22, 2021