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S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome
A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.
Stupidity (may vary from person to person)
Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)
Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)
Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)
Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)
Intolerance (to any degree of pain)
If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.
Stupidity (may vary from person to person)
Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)
Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)
Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)
Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)
Intolerance (to any degree of pain)
If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.
S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014
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S.N.O.W. by YoungEagle2k12 February 17, 2015