tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree

One two tree

by What is life? November 23, 2021

grump tree

Green tree that hang over at the top.

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.

by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022

tree

The command in several MS-DOS Systems which is used by Indians (Tech Support) to scare you that you have a Virus (wirus) on your Computer. It actually lists all the dictionarys that are saved on your Computer.

"Helo sir, I hav to opn the comand prmpt to shw u wirus install."
* opens cmd.exe *
* @echo off
* Color 2*
* tree *
"U see, ther is bad wirus install."
"U Need to instal antivirlus from India Tech SUpport."

by MikeFromMicrosoft October 30, 2017

Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow

Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you

by Bendagay June 8, 2019

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022