Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

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girth maxing

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 25, 2024

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Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 20, 2024

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by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

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A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.

Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!

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A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit

Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything

by Louford October 23, 2020

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The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by January 26, 2025

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