A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.
by itstruebro May 9, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is the most amazing guy on the planet, he's super sweet and cheesy but not too cheesy and he give the most amazing hugs ever!
by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
Get the Sammug. Big NIGGA, will eat you and your family with no seasoning. Is always in 2nd place in everything he does. He seems to always have cum on his pants.
Sam Tomoloju....
by AnonymousZebra February 2, 2020
Get the Sam Tomolojumug. 
Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
Get the Sam Burchmug.