dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only December 30, 2015

Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo

The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?

by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

horse eater

keelah

keelah is a horse eater

by imjusasickcunntt May 22, 2023

Horse

My opinion: SCARY 😧

MY friends wrong opinion: the most amazing animal on this planet, a great friend that will love you whatever you do 😊

The horse stomped on the poor body

I love horses

by CheeseBallzzzz February 7, 2022

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.

"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025