Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit

by Jp Alvarez February 1, 2021

Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men

These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie

by #bigglo June 27, 2025

Donkey

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.

Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?

by Stewie374 July 14, 2016

donkey

Gordon Ramsay's favourite word

Gordon Ramsay: YOU F**ING DONKEY

by rob v2 April 11, 2022