Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

zebra ass

A nice large ass that a white woman would have. Something big and rotund. Primarily found in Arizona on certain white women.

Man! That white girl has a zebra ass...nice and big...rotund! Let me get my safari hat and hunt this PAWG

by G2k June 25, 2014

ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

Ass-Chicken

Yellot (Quinn) Fitzhugh Hardcastle

QUINN, YOU STUPID ASS-CHICKEN

by FuriousGod Gift June 13, 2018

ass vibrator

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Virgin Ass

1. An ass that has not yet been taken by the penis, or strap on. 2. The sweet decadence of all that is good.

Virgin Ass here, ready to get some cock in muh ass.

by The nightman will get you January 31, 2012

Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008