Atlanta Snow

"Atlanta Snow" is a term for events which have been made to seem certain but actually have a low chance of happening.

Person One: That concert was a bad case of "Atlanta snow"
Person Two: I knew I shouldn't of bought those tickets

Atlanta Snow by iguessitdidntsnowinatlanta January 26, 2026

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

Colorado Snow Cannon by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

Virginia Snow Storm by JR Schooky March 2, 2026

Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

Australian Snow Mobile by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Canadian Snow Dragon

An advanced sexual prank. When a male is receiving a blowjob from a female. He must first cover his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap in male syrup. Once the females mouth clamps around his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap he holds her mouth shut with one hand while shoving her head down with the other, nutting as hard as he can. While doing so he informs her that he has an STD (only the nastiest will do). She will immediately gasp from shock. Timing must be perfect, resulting in the female blowing maple syrup baby gravy out through her nostrils.

Nancy was pissing me off last night so I gave that hooker the biggest Canadian Snow Dragon she has ever seen.

Canadian Snow Dragon by Artie J Saves March 30, 2026

Artic Snow Cone

When seamen freezes to the side of a penis and a person licks it off.

Creighton licked Shaun's artic snow cone after being caught in a blizzard.

Artic Snow Cone by Bathtub Toaster Buddy April 10, 2026

Fassion the Snow 

1. (v.) To embrace snow and hope for a white winter; to wish for a snow day.

2. (v.) To take part in snow day traditions (wear pajama bottoms inside out, eat dorritoes before bed and put a spoon under your pillow.)

1. Very expressent person: I love winter! I love the snow! It makes me exuberently ecstatic!

Bystander: Whoa! that guy must really fassiont the snow.

2. Eat a lot of dorritoes, that is, if you fassion the snow.

Fassion the Snow by ...Ud editor... December 26, 2007