I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021
by Cap Nasty June 02, 2019
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 04, 2025
Michael had a romantic evening planned with his wife, but being the pan-sexual he is, decided to play pip with Art.
by Murray M Sheldon January 03, 2021
When your only attracted to the it girl of Euphoria, The realist, baddest, prettiest bitch out of them all, aka Maddy Perez.
by XAINA March 01, 2022
Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024
Hym "The Sexualization of Hispanic Women isn't a thing. All of the woman are sexualized. MEN are ALSO sexualized. EXCEPT it's the FAT COCKS BEING SEXUALIZED and the BABY DICKS BEING DEMONITIZED. And THIS SITE is LITERALLY evidence of that very FACT."
by Hym Iam November 03, 2024