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someone whose personality can't be described
retardork by yolee February 4, 2004

retardican 

anyone who is middle class to low income that votes republican. who truly believes that just because they think they are better than everyone else, it puts them in the the upper class tax bracket. someone who has too much pride to take food stamps to feed their 3 kids that are starving. but isnt ashamed to take donations from a church, therefore living off sympathy.
joe: hey david, why dont you vote for something that could possibly benefit people like you and me.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.
retardican by runn141 May 13, 2009

Emotionally retarded 

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.
Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

retardican 

A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama
Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!
retardican by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009

retarded 

an idiot, doesnt always mean mentally retarded.
*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!
retarded by 124 November 18, 2003

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.