Paul

Paul is the realest nigga there is he’s always going to be there for you. Paul is a tall white male who everyone likes because he’s a chill dude. Paul’s are know for having small dicks but a fat ass.
Me “Hey wanna hang out”
Paul “lmk I’ll be there
by Big booty ducks November 21, 2021
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Ist supertoll
Wow Paul ist so supertoll
by Nö! November 22, 2021
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A person that loves the taste of toenails, someone who cant grow hair or draw feet. He keeps getting insulted at school and threatened but keeps forgetting to bring the brown pants. He thinks drinking out of a star wars mug is cool.
Person 1: Yo do you see that person with the star wars mug?
Person 2: That's definitely a Paul
by russiancommie418 December 16, 2021
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He's giving small d energy

Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩

Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup
Omg this is Paul? Biggest gooflord I've seen
by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024
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Paul , somone who runs like a fairy and thinks it looks cool . He also thinks he's a god but is actually a ferret
Is it a ferret ?! Is it a fairy ?! NO it's Paul
by alien99 September 12, 2021
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Paul is a spliff smoking alien who likes to swear
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Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.
Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home

Me: That’s Paul for ya
by MrBradford123 November 24, 2021
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