Pile of pants 

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.

1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.

Pile of pants by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Snow Pants 

n.

A person lacking physical or mental capacity required to achieve, in life, the level of self-confidence that, say, a boiled potato may have acquired.

Hey, Snow Pants. You wanna make another Web page about your worthless emo life, you sickly, white-bellied fucko.

Snow Pants by Unqtious December 22, 2008

second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans

Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...

second-chance-pants by stp-bk December 9, 2008

emo pants 

When emo kids wear really baggy trousers that expose far too much of their underpants. More often seen in emo boys - the pants may also be emo orientated e.g bright blue with stars on or similar, they aint your average Calvins anyway! Therefore emo pants are the type of pants you see on an emo kid who should pull his damn trousers up!

"Seriously that kid should pull his trousers up, I can see far too much of his emo pants"

emo pants by rock_one July 27, 2006

messenger pants 

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.

What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?

messenger pants by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

Angry Pants 

A girl who is involved in art, friends and their well being. She sometimes considers alternate dating methods. She should not.

Yo sawn, we ridin to the gallor-E on 18th? Yeah sawn, the Angry Pants is there sawn.

Angry Pants by Granta Claus December 17, 2008

fanta pants 

Funny pants?

Those are fanta pants.

fanta pants by coolsie chat January 23, 2004