beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS

by issys mom September 24, 2021

Casablanca Beer

Popular, fresh, long, blonde, has a taste for Moroccan sunshine and holidays. Enjoys being outdoor but also cozied up indoors.

She's...Casablanca Beer

A: Man I'd do anything for a Casablanca Beer right now...
B: You mean for a blonde ?

by Casablanca lover November 24, 2021

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013

Beer Pong

A game in which there are 10 red cups in a pyramid on each side of a table. 2 teams of 2 throw ping pong balls into the Red cups and must finish making all the cups before the other team. You must make ALL ten cups to claim victory.

RHM and JJP suck at beer pong!

by Boura November 24, 2018

Beer Chili

Any bowl of meat and spices that alters the mind.

"What's in this beer chili man - it's fu**ing good!" - "I don't know".

by The Chef de la brew August 9, 2008

pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024