STRAIGHT GIBBERISH

When your gone asf and everyone start speaking BULL SHIT!!

JABARIE-What do you want to eat?
TREVOR-WHAT NIGGA YOU SPEAKING STRAIGHT GIBBERISH!!

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

straight jibbin

only applies to ppl in the bay area. straight jibbin refers to thizzin in a way that doesn't require ecstasy or pills.

yo bruh i was straight jibbin at the afta party.

by mr.JIB September 15, 2009

Straight

Another way to say are you good

You straight with it or naw?

by Cracksmkrsbbystter September 16, 2025

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024

Not that Straight

You might be gay and that’s okay 🌈

“When you are watching Porn, do you like the Big Dick or the Little Dick? If you like the Big Dick than you’re not that straight” @tigerking

by StoopidChica April 4, 2020