Hulk job

When a bitch pounds your cock with ferocity (almost like she's trying to tear off) until you nut in her face with gamma force.

***LUBE IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED!***

That bitch Jamie gave me such a HULK JOB I came blood!

Because of the HULK JOB she gave me, I nutted so hard I broke her glasses.

by Artistic Visionz April 11, 2010

Scream Job

The act of a girl/guy screaming while giving a blowjob. This can be due to the dislike of giving said blowjob, or for the erotic pleasure of the reciever.

My girl friend was having a bad day and gave me a scream job. We broke up the next day.

by JewJitsu123 February 22, 2010

Dance Job

The act of receiving/giving an outside/inside of the pants hand job whist mid-dance. Usually preformed in the later hours of a long night of clubbing. The act is most often unsolicited and spontaneous.

Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?

Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.

by Slut-tastic December 30, 2009

Yang Job

The act in which an individual performs the goat, followed by another subsequently licking his displayed penis and testicles.

Jason had a strange fetish for giving other men yang jobs; it also helped pay his way through college.

by Crazy WC September 4, 2006

Loaft-job

Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.

1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)

"Dude what took you so long?"

"Sorry man, I was looking for something"

"What a loaft-job!!"

2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"

by chill"in February 26, 2009

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

snorkel job

Blow job under water

I was getting a snorkel job while in the tub.

by civ00 October 30, 2013