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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.
Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks
by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025
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Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
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Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.
Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.
by CHINC September 14, 2016
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Open horse grave

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
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