Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

Beat

Much like "vibe" but only cooler, sophisticated, hip people say it.

Eyy Emily, nice chapstick, it's definitely on beat.

Carson, your heelys are the beat

by CrownLady December 9, 2019

we beat

Engagaged in sexual intercoruse

"Yeah me and your girl we beat "

by Queenmoob September 10, 2018

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 16, 2022

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Beat

Not cool, whack

This night is beat

by Fratstar1917 June 26, 2016

F the Beat

A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.

When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.

"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Not too sure were just going to f the beat."

by F the Beatster December 9, 2011