#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.

You are the #1 mom

by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017

Step mom

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter

my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.

by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020

You're mom

A fat whale who gave birth to you

You: I love mom !
You're dad: She's a fat whale
Fat whale : You're mom

by You're dad 69 November 10, 2021

ur mom

a comeback only fifth graders use when they can’t think of anything else to say

you’re ugly!
so is ur mom !!

by broski❤️ April 27, 2019

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

jerics mom

A woman who works at jack in the box that doubletimes as a super secret agent for the CIA.

Jerics mom put way too much mayo on my burger

by Yung breezy August 30, 2015

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019