Slaw job

A complex, painful, and pointless task assigned by a superior purely for his own self-aggrandizement in front of his superiors. Best responded to by a subtle act of malicious obedience that results in the superior's embarrassment, thus becoming a true Milwaukee slaw job.

"I'm going to be here all weekend on this, but when my boss tries to present this, this slaw job's on him because he doesn't understand the kind of math I'm using."

by downtrodden peon March 28, 2010

Grease Job

When left over bacon grease is used as lube during a hand job.

We didn't have any coconut butter, so she decided to use bacon grease. That was one hell of a grease job!

by bingwingwong February 9, 2020

Scooby job

When you get a dog to give you oral via peanut butter smeared genitals.

Would you do it for a scooby job?

by NerdyDaxter July 7, 2015

Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera

Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"

by Barista420 September 8, 2012

Loaft-job

Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.

1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)

"Dude what took you so long?"

"Sorry man, I was looking for something"

"What a loaft-job!!"

2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"

by chill"in February 26, 2009

chrome job

A chrome job is when a girl sprays chrome spray paint on a guys boner while she is deapthroting him

Me. Fitler went to the red light district with a hankering for a chrome job

by Peedingly64 July 23, 2015

Mop Job

When you're getting a blowjob, she throws up cause of choking on the big dong, and mops it up afterwards.

"Dude I got such a good Mop Job last night, she sucked and cleaned so well. I'm asking her out again."

by Phallus trio October 16, 2020