max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

Max

Max is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His personality is one of a kind and he is always there to brighten up your saddest days. He is so caring, sweet and so so kind. You would never want to lose him.

Max is cool

by Waaaaaaaater December 30, 2018

max

He has a giant Dick ngl when he bangs my mom she fuckin disappears

max : lets fuc
mom : ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha yesir

by sexy sempai November 30, 2021

Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.

"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"

by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024

max roscoe

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.

wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe

by Death the cat March 11, 2015

Cunt maxing

Maximizing you’re cuntyness

“Ayoo! This prick getting in the way of your cunt maxing princess? ****mcdOnalDs noises****

by 404paige March 19, 2024

max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

by You rReal Name March 26, 2020