fucks hard

when someone is shitfaced trying to say something's cool and or hot.

guy 1: so what did you think of the new smash trailer

guy 2: yeah it fucks hard

guy 1: w-what?

by gamer words July 23, 2021

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Hard scarf

A shit term my douchebag friend made up because he got a single laugh

Boy, I think I'm hilarious, lemme make up a shit word. Oh! I know, maybe hard scarf?

by Peteroecker123 August 5, 2021

makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.

Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.

by $wen$on August 21, 2021

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

hard

when ur penis is hard

when i see amani everytime my dick go hard

by tofuchain August 31, 2021

Tonya Harding

The girl with the serious looking/sounding defense mechanism (the one that kept the world from finding out that she was actually a soft, spiritual person at heart).

Even Tonya Harding's character looked/sounded a little too serious to be true at the more comedic points in the movie portraying her.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021