The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
Get the Hardsmug. When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
Get the hard knock lifemug. When a girl acts like she doesn’t want to have sex to make a guy try harder than normal.
Similar to ‘playing hard to get’ purely sexual.
Similar to ‘playing hard to get’ purely sexual.
by Deuce Grams March 16, 2022
Get the playing hard to hitmug. by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025
Get the hard countrymug. Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
Get the Working as hard as a congressmanmug. by Fuck cock March 31, 2022
Get the Hardmug. by anonymous February 12, 2022
Get the Hardmug.