Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 29, 2024
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Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.
by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018
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donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.
by Throttle1 February 08, 2014
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Donkey dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit
by Potato user October 14, 2021
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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 16, 2022
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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 01, 2021
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rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 September 05, 2015
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