Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

by the_coolest_bean February 05, 2020

Dad

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

by Greasy leaf October 29, 2018

Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 09, 2022

Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

by Ghilik November 16, 2018

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

by Nothig here lol October 06, 2021

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 12, 2023