cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant

Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!

by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021

Asshole

Men commonly named Andrew also known as “little impotent bitch”

Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.

by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

asshole

arvin and mitchell

arvin and mitchell are both the definition of an asshole.

by anonymous May 16, 2022