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gumming the apple

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.
by SiLaura December 18, 2023
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Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.
”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
by 🏈 November 20, 2018
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Apple

The most lucky thing on this earth

Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths
I wish I could be that apple”
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”
by realfanofthis November 22, 2018
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apple basket

how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.
yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket
by BIGBOIGUCCIFLIPFLOP69 November 24, 2018
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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
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apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick
OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!
by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018
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Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.
“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”
by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018
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