Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

carmel apple

a man on man homosexual deep throat ejaculation.

"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."

by spiktakulus June 13, 2007

bye bye apple fly

a phrase used to defeat the tension between two individuals after a one night stand

person one: “hey, I’ve got to go to work, uhm...I’ll text you.”
person two: “oh ok”
person one: *begins to walk out*
person two: ...bye bye apple fly...

by bojackussy February 28, 2022

Apple juice

If you like apple juice you have a piss kink.

"Can you pour me some piss (apple juice)"

by peelover123 May 21, 2021

bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,

bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.

by visaa February 15, 2025

Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

Apple

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.

Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025