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Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016
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Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O October 20, 2012
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Douche Bagnet

One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet
by Anonymous Douche Bagnet October 20, 2010
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Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.
"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."
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douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag
by yoki karioake July 11, 2009
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Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"
by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
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douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
by lukeboi November 29, 2006
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