drunken boxing

This form of the martial arts is best demonstrated by a drunken moron in a drunken stupor. His repressed male urge to fight and establish his dominance, results in the punching of various male acquaintances in the surrounding bar or party.

People that are sober or less drunk, often can not comprehend the rationale behind these punches, and quickly become annoyed. Occasionally another drunken moron will trade punches with the initiator, resulting in a drunken boxing match. The match has no winner, and usually results in a hug and the consumption of some more unnecessary alcohol.

Phil was so lit that he started drunken boxing with some guy he barely knew. It almost resulted in an ass-kicking.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by weirdalr0x28 January 25, 2008

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

hot box

Using a jar or cup to enclose a bug of sorts, only then to blow smoke into the containment area.

That spider was having seizures after Josh hot boxed it in his mug.

by Graav July 17, 2006

tiffany's box

A box found on the street that contains used trojan condoms.

There was no jewelry in the tiffany's box. :(

by jpars99 September 12, 2006

fuck box

A annoying person who fucks with you, but you still like them.

Keshia:Hey, do you have some gum?
Me:No, now go away you fuck box!

by Jotaku February 13, 2005

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008