When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey
Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”
by Derpking666 February 9, 2023
Get the mellified man momentmug. A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.
I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)
by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018
Get the Helen Keller Momentmug. when someone says something so fucking ridiculous you have no other option but to respond with “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”
Or if they just shit themselves that also is a “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”
Or if they just shit themselves that also is a “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”
by Samuel Clayton Beckerman November 18, 2020
Get the Stinky PooPoo Momentmug. A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.
John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
by Whitman18 August 26, 2021
Get the Benedict Arnold Momentmug. a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.
something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?
HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
by niggaslayer456 May 23, 2021
Get the OL Maths momentmug. The delivery boy slipped on the driveway and dropped all the fruit he was going to deliver, that was his Steven Gerrard moment
by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023
Get the Steven Gerrard momentmug. The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".
Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."
"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."
"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."
"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
by Roos26 October 29, 2012
Get the A Danny Glover Momentmug.